FUCK GOOGLE'S MONOPOLY

It's getting ridiculously old, you know? This giant tech beast just keeps on expanding, {sucking{ the life out of any other player. They're like a spirochete in our digital world, and we're all just hosts. It's time to {push back|resist this bullshit. We need {more{ competition, {more{ choice, and a little {less{ of Google's dictatorial grip on our